“This is my first cabbage! You know, a lot of times they’re kind of soft, but this one is solid! It’s going to be good eatin’!”
“What are you going to make with it?”
“Well, this one I’m giving to my parents. You have to give the first one away or you just spoil the whole spirit of gardening.”
always reblog cabbage lady
raise the happiness level of your entire dash
I’ve never had coffee before but I imagine it tastes like ground up coffee beans in a liquid form
Do u know what coffee beans taste like
Anonymous asked:
officialunitedstates answered:
i didnt hear a word you said because you used effect instead of affect, ergo therefore thus your entire argument is wrong and i am right
I love you
When your car allergic to bees
me: sneaks into disney hq and locks myself in the vault until they let me ride the rollercoasters while not properly buckled up
But how would the find you
This guys mixtape was so fire it killed 6 million Jews.
Imagine if Chicago installed rows and rows of wind chimes throughout the city; undoubtedly, we’d take home the trophy for noisiest city.
Kickstarter idea, anyone?
uchicagoadmissions I think I would cut off my ears.
bewbin